A conversation between one of my managers and me, paraphrased.
Ariel: So, Nicole (they call me Nicole at Borders), do you like children?
Me: Yeah (Replied in a suspicious tone. I have no idea where this is going)
Ariel: Do you like working with children?
Me: Well I coached little kid soccer for two years and I had a lot of fun.
Ariel: That's cool because corporate wants a "children specialist" at this store and the only person we could think of to be that person was you.
Me: Really, that's cool. What does a children specialist do?
Ariel: We're not to sure yet, but I think you would work in the children's section. When we get more details, I'll let you know.
End scene.
Hmm... Children specialist huh. I'm thinking I may be an in-store babysitter. While mommy and daddy shops, I'll read stories to the kids? I have no idea.
I had to strip some more books. Here are some of the more amusing titles. I think you'll notice a pattern.
- Virgin Mistress, Scandalous Love-Child
- Ruthless Tycoon, Inexperienced Mistress
- The Tycoon's Rebel Bride
- The Millionaire Boss's Reluctant Mistress
- Pleasured by the Secret Millionaire
- Prepositioned Into A Foreign Affair
- One Night with a Rebel Billionaire
- Capelli's Captive Virgin
- Bedded by a Greek Tycoon
One of my co-workers invited me to her wedding. We've only known each other for like a month and she wants me at her wedding! Crazy! It's Wednesday August 12th at 7:30pm in St. Augustine. I'm trying to convince Chris to come with me. We can leave that morning, spent the afternoon in St. Aug at the beach, go to the wedding, stay the night in the city, and leave the next morning. Mom even said she'll pay for a hotelroom. I think this mini-vacation would be good for me and Chris.
nick...we need a phone date. asap. love you. i'll call you this week :)
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