Borders Sagas 2

Tonight at work...

• I bought the new Martha Stewart Cupcake cookbook! 175 cupcake recipes! Freakin hell!
• A woman (I think in her 50's) told me how much she is in love with Colin Firth (the actor), and how she thinks he's "soooooo yummy" and how she wishes he could "come to momma". She was all trailer-trashy with 2 missing teeth and had cigarette breath. As she's professing her love for Colin, she's wiggling back and forth and rubbing her hands on her neck and stomach. Mind you, while she's doing this, there are 4 customers in line and I'm the only cashier.
• Another guy hit on me! Freakin hell! He asked to see the Star Wars action figures we have behind the registers, so I showed him some. We were casually talking bc I didn't want to hover in awkward silence. I put the figures back when he was done looking at them, assuming he was going to be gone by the time I turned around, but he was still there. He asked what time the store closed and what I was going to do after. WTF! I don't wear anything remotely sexy or appealing, nor do I give off any sexy vibes!